Warning.........Summer sunshine alert!
For those of you with a weak disposition click away now.... the following is not a pretty sight, you have been warned.
Long, long ago, in a far away land that is know as England, lived a handsome Prince called MaDge who was a sun worshipping God. He meet and fell in love with a Princess who dreamed of owning a craft room of her own where her sewing machine was permanently set up, a huge armchair was situated in the window, Jeremy Kyle was on the telly 24 hours a day and she could knit and make things all day long.
The handsome Prince moved to the Holy Land (Scotland incase you were a tad unsure) where the rain fell day and night, night and day ....and then some more. Sunny days were rare but boy! the scenery made up for all those murky, dark days.
One day, a miracle occured in the Holy Land. The sun shone. It shone and shone and shone and the handsome Prince, being a tad dim, spent the whole day outside bare chested................. Stoopid cahhnt!
The End





